Celebrity Horoscopes Archives - Page 2 of 2

June 8, 2025

Joan Rivers

Joan, born this day in 1933, had Aries as her ascendant and its ruler, Mars was in Virgo conjunct Jupiter. Jupiter was ruled by Mercury in Gemini (in the 3rd house no less). Hers was one fast mind. Joan’s rapid razor sharp brain would hone in on an adversary’s imperfections and bring them down with a well aimed insult. Amongst her many targets were Elizabeth Taylor’s weight, the Holocaust and Lindsay Lohan: “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.” Before we go any further, please follow me on social […]

July 6, 2025

George W. Bush

George W Bush’s administration was dominated by accusations of vote-fixing and nepotism during the election of 1990 and later of war-mongering in the wake of the terrorist attacks of September 2001. Nevertheless, he was re-elected for a second term. Reports indicate his popularity rapidly declined during his second term with threats of impeachment over alleged violations of the Genevaconventions and his administration’s justifications of the war in Iraq. His presidency ended with several magazines naming him as being the worst president ever.[1],[2],[3],[4],[5] Although transits alone could explain Bush’s spectacular downfall, the deeper issues found with the comparison of his birth […]

August 15, 2025

Julia Child: how to make your T square work for you

Julia Child: The French Chef

As a child, I was fascinated with the French Chef, Julia Child. Although I should have been impressed with her knowledge, it was her voice that captivated me. Sounding as if her larynx was stuck in the middle of her throat, it took some time for me to realise she wasn’t sporting a French accent: she just utilised her accent differently to anyone else. When she was calm, her voice purred almost like a contented cat. When excited, she had the tendency to seize an unsuspecting syllable and throttle it. Her voice seemed to become most agitated when talking about […]